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BREAKING NEWS!!! PORCHE AND BMW COLLIDE ON BOULEVARD

May 5th, 2008 | posted by Peter

 

At 4:30 PM today a $60,000 vehicle and a $40,000 vehicle faced off at the "Intersection of Death" Boulevard & Main. The Porche attempted the unthinkable: a maniac u-turn as an oncoming northbound BMW zoomed into its fragile passenger side.

 

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Photo Credit: Joe
On 1:51am, June 20th, 2008 Emstigator said:

yup.

That is hilarious! I ran into a Porche when I was 17 and shattered its $600 headlight...
On 19:08pm, May 27th, 2008 A. Diggity said:

My favorite part of that picture...

...is Jerry, the hilariously incompetent handyman in the employ of the Hollisters, surveying the damage on a $60,000 car. "Well, if I just goop some caulk on here, that'll fix 'er right up! Done and done!"
On 0:30am, May 6th, 2008 fetch said:

Unbelievable photo

Unbelievable photo journalism! Look at the agony on the Porsche driver's face.